Sadly for John Loftus, his campaign to flatulate in the review columns of my book The Impossible Faith and bring all his friends with him to do the same, seems to have resulted in a spike in sales, if the Amazon sales rank numbers are to be believed. That may or may not last, but in the meantime, it seemed like a good time to offer this here (as well as on TWeb)....
Sing to the tune of Jim Croce's, "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown"
Well the north side of Angola
Is the cleanest part of town
And if you go up there
You better just beware
Of carpet cleaner Doubting John
Now DJ with his hat on
made him stand about two foot four
He’s a storefront cowboy with an ego boost
and a horse bit in his craw
And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
Now DJ he a conman
And he likes to sell his books
And he likes to shine up on their front
With his right-good handsome looks!
He got a blog he posts on daily
Where he puts all his rantings at
He got to sign in there a thousand times an hour
For raisin’ up the traffic stats
And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
Well one day bout a year ago
DJ shootin’ pool
And there on Dee Dee’s forum
There was J. P. Holding
And whoo, John lost his cool
Well he dragged himself on over
And the beating did proceed
And Doubting John had learned a lesson ‘bout a-messin’with
apologists out his league
And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
Well J.P. sent John a -reelin’
And when they went aside to see
DJ looked like a cartoon villain
Who’d been blown up with TNT
And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
Yeah, he was sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog
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